Sunday, September 21, 2008

Vicky Cristina Barcelona


The following is a piece I wrote for Flak Magazine, which, sadly, chose pretty much the same moment to implode. So enjoy this exclusive SJBlog-only review:

Woody Allen has made his last four movies cinematically exiled from New York. One could argue that his latest, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, is just another expat romp, but there’s a Spanish vibe that sets it apart from the director’s recent forays to Britain in Match Point, Scoop, and Cassandra’s Dream. It’s been almost 30 years since Manhattan, but Allen’s jaunt to Spain’s most recognizable seaside city resurrects the kind of urban homage that the director weaved in his classic 1979 film. From the first shots of Antoni Gaudí’s iconic Sagrada Familia temple to the parting shots of Javier Bardem’s chiseled visage, it’s clear that Allen and Barcelona formed an unlikely but successful partnership. Allen doesn’t simply set this movie in Spain but rather – as the title implies – casts Barcelona as one of the protagonists. And it upstages Scarlett Johansson.

Vicky and Cristina, two American friends with nothing better to do than kill July and August in Spain, travel to Barcelona with, as the film’s narrator intones, competing notions of love that will ultimately land them in Bardem’s grasp. Vicky (Rebecca Hall) is engaged to be married and doing research for her master’s degree in “Catalan identity,” although she speaks neither Catalan nor Spanish, putting her at a real disadvantage for that lucrative future consulting job, or whatever it is you do with a degree in Catalan identity. Cristina (Scarlett Johansson) tends more toward free love and is riding the wave of an unsuccessful 12 minute art film to a career as a doe-eyed muse. Upon first meeting the tortured artist Juan Antonio (Bardem), he offers to fly them to Oviedo for a three-way. And we’re off!

The film putters along through food poisonings and Spanish guitar recitals while Juan Antonio works his Spanish seductive magic on Vicky and Cristina, until the real object of his volatile desire appears in the form of María Elena (Penélope Cruz), his similarly-tortured artist ex-wife. Bardem and Cruz, who first put their acting chops on display together in the director Bigas Luna’s sex romp parody of Spanish stereotypes ranging from naked bullfighting to ham-centrism in the 1992 film Jamón, Jamón, deftly proceed to wrest control of the film away from Allen’s stilted theatrical dialogue toward a chemistry that benches Scarlett Johansson almost entirely. Bardem and Cruz alternate between Spanish and English as they trade violence for desire in vertigo-inducing scenes that add a genuineness of emotion lacking in Vicky and Cristina’s navel-gazing. Allen himself admits that he didn’t know what Bardem and Cruz were saying to each other in Spanish until he transcribed the subtitles: “It wasn’t exactly what I wrote, but it wasn’t bad.”

While Vicky Cristina Barcelona sticks to much of Allen’s patented formula – the love triangles, the self-doubt, Allen’s own neurosis recast in different characters (here landing in Vicky and her insufferable whining) – the points of departure from his cinematic playbook constitute the film’s livelier moments. Removing his characters from their American comfort zone allows for a scrappier movie, with more surprises than the average Allen film. Although Allen has said that he could have swapped Barcelona for any other European urban center, the combination of the city’s beautifully-filmed architecture and vistas, and two of Spain’s most highly-regarded – and exportable – actors, makes the film a visual homage to the city and, by extension, to Spain. Allen’s barbs at Spain – Juan Antonio keeps harping on María Elena to “Speak English!” in deference to Cristina, who speaks no Spanish, and Vicky’s “Catalan identity” degree needles the sensitivity of a region that fiercely guards its uniqueness from the rest of Spain, regardless of the world’s ambivalence –, the local government’s subsidies of the movie in the face of declining support for Spanish directors, and the traffic hassles incurred when Allen filmed scenes around Barcelona’s most popular attractions piqued the ire of the city’s inhabitants to such a degree that Allen left in a huff. Happily, however, none of his scuff-up with Barcelona is noticeable on screen. On the contrary: as Cristina finds her calling as a photographer and moves beyond capturing images of Barcelona’s tourist sites to snapping photos of everyday life in the city, Allen’s strength in distilling more than just a brochure version of Barcelona and Spain onscreen is clear.

The love quadrangle of Vicky, Cristina, Juan Antonio and María Elena hits moments of deep yet cynical reflection, steamy darkroom hook-ups, and jaunty strolls through city streets magically washed of tourists as each side of the square decides what it is they want out of everyone else. For a moment, it seems as if this bohemian arrangement will sustain itself, but, then again, maybe not. In the end, Vicky and Cristina leave Barcelona with not much more insight about love than they had when they arrived (and not even a basic vocabulary of swear words, which is mystifying after two months among Spaniards), but no matter: the audience is treated to an even better transformation. In a film that is equal parts classic Woody Allen and Global Woody for the 21st century, who cares if Allen understands the dialogue or not? Here’s hoping he continues to shake up the formula and discover new Manhattans more often.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

Dear John,

This is Spain. It is in Europe:







This is José Luís Rodríquez Zapatero, the Prime Minister of Spain:













This is Latin America:














Latin America and Spain are separated by the Atlantic Ocean, a large body of water. Latin America consists of at least 20 countries, all of which have leaders, none of whom are José Luís Rodríguez Zapatero.

You are an idiot.

Regards,
SJB

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I haven't posted on my blog in a long time...

...because I'm shopping for a condo in Northampton and countering counter offers and I've got a thesis student and people know me on campus and they ask me to join their committees even though I don't know anything about Shakespeare or Folger's coffee and the dog is shedding like crazy so I have to swiffer pretty much every hour and daylight won't last so I try to go running when I can and I was hoping to start a knitting project but who knows when that will happen and I'm still recovering from Palin's annoying Idaho/Alaska/pitbull accent and the fall concert season is starting to pick up and I need to read 4 of Cervantes' exemplary novels by Thursday and then I drive to Hartford and suddenly people I miss from graduate school come crawling out of the woodwork and I can't stop looking at Facebook and grappling with how long ago I actually physically saw any of these people and when am I going to be able to read Marilyn Robinson's new book and oh yeah I have to teach these two classes and try to at least seem like I've done the reading before they have and nevermind actually getting around to reading the paper until Sunday when I have to catch up on Wednesday through Saturday and I should really take my car in and just about the time I feel like I've got everything covered I run out of food and have to go to the grocery store. So that's why it's been awhile. Happy Fall!

Monday, September 08, 2008

Spacebook

I'm officially a hypocrite, after bad-mouthing Facebook for months, pleading ignorance and privacy, not wanting my students to find me, and being more interested in actual face-to-face human interaction than making cyber-friends. But one dark Monday -- one week ago -- I finally felt like the last person on earth and joined, only to discover that my own mother has been on Facebook for 2 months. Readers of this blog (Hi, Mom!) will recognize, however, that SJB's Mom is no stranger to the information superhighway.

Now I'm Facebook friends with the kid who gave me a black eye in middle school, a Jonas-brothers obsessed 2nd (or 3rd?) cousin, the guy who gave me a ride to the post office on my first day of college and my brother's Icelandic former roommate. No, I'm not going to friend any of my students, and I still value my privacy and would rather just make friends the old fashioned way, but... well... for the time being it's sorta entertaining to see who has babies and who's bald and who lives in the Phillipines. It's like a high school reunion that never ends, for better or for worse.

But I still want to start my own social networking site just for me; my place on the World Wide Web to be alone with my thoughts. I shall call it Spacebook. Sorry, membership is limited to me.

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Realtime reactions to the RNC

10:03 -- I'm not gonna make it through Giuliani.
10:14 -- "Drill, baby, drill?" Are they kidding me with this shit?
10:17 -- Denial?!? About September 11th?!? Um... who was in denial about weapons of mass destruction and Iraq, hmm?
10:19 -- It's nice that they're able to recycle some of the same lies they used against Kerry. Who knew the Republicans did so much recycling?
10:22 -- "U.S.A! U.S.A! Ve-to Po-wer! Security Coun-cil! U.S.A!" Does the crowd even listen?
10:23 -- Jesus, Giuliani is a snarky little bastard, isn't he?
10:26 -- Feminist indignity, Rudy? Seriously?
10:31 -- Bleech.
10:33 -- John S. McCain, eh? Does that stand for... SATAN?!?
10:35 -- Wow, Bristol's got quite the grasp on Levi, huh? Nowhere to run now, son!
10:36 -- Ooh! It's Track! Stand up, Track! She's talkin' about you!
10:37 -- This Palin family drama... ah, but they're just like the Waltons, you say? Suuuuuure.
10:41 -- I can't wrap my head around this Alaskan accent: part-Northern Minnesota, part-WASP. She just sounds dumb.
10:43 -- PTA! There's credentials for ya!
10:44 -- San Francisco? But that's where the gays live!
10:49 -- Yes, the Bridge to Nowhere. Now there's executive power in action!
10:51 -- Foreign powers? You mean Russia. That's the one that's close to Alaska, right?
10:53 -- Make it be over. Make the beehive stop talking...
10:55 -- "Cloud of rhetoric?" What do you call this?
10:57 -- Hell yeah Obama wants to read prisoners their rights! Heard of the Constitution?!? Or do they have to put it on the Teleprompter for you?
11:02 -- Oh, this woman is evil and stupid. So I guess neither she nor Giuliani understand what a community organizer does, huh? Probably because no one organizes gated communities. That's it, I'm defecting to the Daily Show...

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Monday, September 01, 2008

Many days later...

AMHERST, Mass -- Actually, this post doesn't really need a dateline, since I've been here for a while, but I figured I'd at least update my whereabouts.

Current state(s) of mind: wary of technology, wondering where the summer went, thinking about where I can get a magnifying glass for Wednesday, wishing I'd had time to do more back-to-school shopping, content to have had a couple of weeks not consumed by research or teaching (aka "on vacation"), hoping the Noho real estate market does right by me, back to being ambivalent about my blog, praying the dog's allergies clear up soon, looking forward to fall visitors/hikes/concerts/bike rides/agritainment, asking myself if anyone really needs to know what I'm thinking about right now, glad I let someone else use the photocopier ahead of me this afternoon since now the German department thinks I'm a "nice person," contemplating buying a bucket of tomatoes and doing something saucy with them, a little nervous about the start of the semester, happy not to be a newbie anymore, ebullient at having had a swell Labor Day weekend, debating whether I should have let my Cooks Illustrated and Martha Stewart subscriptions lapse, poised to get the New York Times on Sundays, dubious about the state of Amherst's water, doubting the meteorological accuracy of the Farmer's Almanac, bummed that For Better or For Worse has ceased daily strips, secretly hoping that Addison will merit a cameo on How I Met Your Mother this season, unsure if the delicate cycle on my washing machine is delicate enough, mulling over the purchase of a new toaster but guilt-ridden that the old one hasn't actually broken yet, astounded that I can no longer remember what day is trash pick-up day but less so about recycling pick-up day, pondering how directing a thesis will affect my day-to-day productivity, remembering I need to investigate the purchase of a carpet-sweeper for Addison's summer home in Hartford, forgetting that the RNC started tonight, and glad I don't have to teach tomorrow.

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