Monday, June 30, 2008

A Walking Tour of the Village

Start your walk on MacDougal Street adjacent to Washington Square Park, where you'll be delighted and amazed to find a place to park that won't be marauded by the Gay Pride parade the very next day. Hang a quick right on West 4th Street where tourists flock to check out live jazz at the Blue Note, but SJBlog walking tourists instead admire the College Laundromat, where SJB used to do her laundry.

Cross 6th Avenue and head down Bleecker Street, stopping at Bleecker Street Records, where, if you venture down to the basement, you'll find a mint condition Scott Baio solo album, packed with hits, and back upstairs you'll have the option of dropping $399 for a rare Charles Manson record (serious inquiries only).

Take a moment to jog over to Bedford Avenue, where you'll wander up and down the street a few times looking for Chumley's, the storied Village speakeasy, before realizing that the it's closed, and may even be in the process of being torn down. A moment of silence for Chumley's.

Back on Bleecker Street, you'll have a burning desire for a Magnolia Bakery cupcake, but, then again, so will everyone on the Sex and the City bus tour and the Cronic-les of Narnia nerdfest, so you'll shake your fist at the hoards in line and move on.

Still running low on blood sugar, why don't you step into an Italian pastry shop and order a cannoli and a cold beverage? When the crazy dude at the table next to you asks "What time is the Italian fire drill?" just ignore him.

You don't actually remember where that Italian pastry shop was, or what the name of it was, but one place you do remember the name of is The Grey Dog Cafe, just a block or two away on Carmine Street. If you're a fan of real maple syrup, this is the place for you. Back when SJB frequented the Grey Dog, dogs were still allowed inside, but nowadays it's the perfect spot to discuss any canine companion you might be fond of.

If you're staying at the Minetta Street Suites, you could stop by and drop off your shopping bags. But if you don't feel like tackling the 4th floor walk up, better to just lug 'em along. Still, those clouds probably look a little ominous by now, so how about a quick beer at one of the many watering holes along MacDougal Street? Try to find one without a view of a tattoo parlor, go on, I dare you. What's this season's must-have tattoo? It could be a forearm full of stars, or it could be a robot under an apple tree. A few more drinks, and you could be a hip New Yorker with a tattoo, too!

Your walking tour is drawing to a close, but not before you meander back up MacDougal, making sure the car is still there, and hang a left on Washington Place. Stop and admire the plaques in honor of John Philip Sousa, Willa Cather and Richard Wright, all of whom lived on this street. The plaque for SJB must still be in the works, though, so you'll have to pause for a moment in front of the heap of garbage at 78B and just imagine a plaque.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

A footnote I might try to sneak into the book

The Atocha attacks of 2004 left no doubt that Spain had entered a new historical era, one in which the image of an isolated peninsula, without any bearing on world affairs, simply no longer applied. 3

3A brief fake news article appearing in the satirical newspaper The Onion in 199? anecdotally reflects this attitude in the United States, declaring in its headline “Spain Not Important” and continuing with a simulated interview with King Juan Carlos II, who admits that “his nation is of no importance. … ‘In terms of recent culture, politics, industry or any other real measure, we truly are a people of little significance,’ the King said. ‘We played a part in neither WWI nor WWII, we have never produced an automobile, and we have almost no famous citizens to speak of. We truly do not deserve to be on a successful, modernized continent like Europe.’”

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Surfing Radiowaves

It's always a little strange to listen to the radio over the internet. I frequently tune in to Wisconsin Public Radio because they play classical music without excessive yammering, and it reminds me of sitting in the kitchen in my parents' house. Classical music puts me into work mode, but I get ripped out of it every time I hear an ad for Big Top Chautauqua or notice Jim Packard's nasal Midwestern accent, forgetting where I am for a moment and wondering if that storm system is headed toward Kenosha or Viroqua.

I also still listen to KALX, the student radio station at UC-Berkeley, especially when I'm washing dishes or trying to wake myself up in my office. UMass has a college radio station, but it sucks most of the time, and 9 times out of 10 when I tune into the Amherst College station, all I get is static (I guess because no one can get out of bed at 10am to DJ. Just now I clicked on its webcast to see what was on and only realized I'd been listening to nothing after 19 minutes. I should probably turn that off.). So, anyway, I get my nostalgia listening to KALX, but I forget I'm listening to a station out of California until they tell me it's 9am when it's really noon, and the DJs complain about a third day of rain when we've had three months of below-freezing temperatures and 12 inches of snow, and I hear about indie movies at the San Francisco Film Festival when I haven't been to a city with a population over 30,000 in I don't know how long. Then I just get depressed.

I've even been known to listen to my local NPR station, WFCR, online at home, because if I'm in my office/guest room I can't always hear the speakers from the living room, and I like to move around and do stuff while I listen to "Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me!" But for some reason the stream of WFCR lags about 5 seconds behind the broadcast, which is really annoying, and I get pretty fed up with every program being sponsored by "local author Augusten Burroughs." If every program were sponsored by "local author Emily Dickinson," I'd be much more willing to listen.

I don't listen to WESU (Wesleyan's station) online, because I never got into the habit, I guess, but I do pick it up in the car when I'm making my way up and down the I-91 corridor. Sometimes it's ok; sometimes it's terrible, but I have a fondness for the longest running college radio station, the place where I got my start (and finish) as a DJ, and the station "all the way left on your FM dial" (only 87.9 is lefter).

Me, college radio, and NPR. If I drove a Volvo and drank lattes, I'd be smack dab in the middle of a demographic.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

In the Year 2525

I've just spent the morning contemplating my professional future, spit-shining the crystal ball, mapping out what needs to happen when, considering the various gauntlets I face, and calculating how old I will be the year I come up for tenure (38). Six years seems like a long time from now, but in my field, if you don't start thinking about it early, it sneaks up on you and you become a crazy stressball monster with a penchant for high fashion.*

For now, I'm trying to take things step-by-step. First order of business: a couch for my office. I don't think I'll be able to get tenure without a couch.

*Any resemblance to persons living or dead is merely coincidental.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Tick Magnet

This is getting ridiculous. I just picked yet another tick off the dog, bringing her grand total for the day to 4 (plus the one I found crawling in my bag, which most certainly originated with the dog), and for the last 2 days to 8 (including the one just hanging out on the carpet, and the other one in her ear), and for the last week to something around 127. The pooch has always been especially tasty to ticks, which I noticed when we went on hikes in the hills above Berkeley or when she joins me in Northern Wisconsin. But here in the wilds of Massachusetts, things have gotten out of control: since the thaw (which happened on Friday, by my reckoning), all Addison has to do is step outside and she's covered in ticks. Despite the tick treatment she gets once a month (er, every 6 weeks, when I'm paying attention), this has become our daily routine:

1) Scour the dog for ticks, which she clearly interprets as a massage, given the immediacy with which she rolls over, exposed for belly-scratching.
2) Find 1-127 ticks.
3) Remove tick by prying it off with fingernails (we don't have time for tweezers, people!)
4) Burn tick in commemorative ash tray from the Hotel Tropicana in Las Vegas (finder's burners!)
5) Call dog "Tickacus"
6) Repeat three times daily until the snow falls again (by my calculations: next week)

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Monday, June 09, 2008

Twitter/ addison

Licking butt. Mom seems annoyed. 4:13 pm June 9 2008

Ooh! Look at the sunshine: That looks inviting! 2:52 pm June 9 2008

Hothothot: lying in the shade. 2:49 pm June 9 2008

Lying in the sun. Zzzzzzzz. 2:46 pm June 9 2008

Eating grass in the backyard. Screw that damn Iam's lamb and rice shit. 02:38 pm June 9 2008

Sleeping. 01:36 pm June 9 2008

Licking butt. 01:33 pm June 9 2008

Crazy shirtless man riding a bike and dragging a shopping cart down the middle of the street in Hartford: You will be barked at! Take that! 09:27 am June 9 2008

Tall Guy gives me a snausage, apparently because I raised one of my paws. Sucker. 08:37 am June 9 2009

Bunny spotted: must chase! Leash be damned! 05:58 pm June 8 2008

Fierce flashes of light and booming sounds coming from outside making me nervous. 08:43 pm June 7 2008

Licking butt. Better get this done before someone throws a sock at me... 03:19 am June 7 2008

Mom's home! Mom's home! Mom's home! Mom's home! Walkmewalkmewalkme! 05:11 pm June 6 2008

Sleeping. 05:09 pm June 6 2008

Mmmmmm, tick massage. Note to self: pick up more ticks. 10:02 pm June 5 2008

Soooooo close to nabbing a pork chop off Tall Guy's plate. Sooooo close. 08:17 pm June 5 2008

Sleeping. 02:43 pm June 4 2008

Licking butt. 11:27 am June 3 2008

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¿Quien soy yo y adónde voy?

A month from today I'll be in Spain, embarking on a 28-day research voyage that I also hope will help me avoid the kind of conversation I had at a BBQ this weekend:
Intrepid Reporter "M": How do you say lukewarm in Spanish?
SJB: um...
I.R. "M": ¿Caliente-frio?
SJB: um...*

My non-classroom vocabulary always suffers when I haven't been to Spain in awhile.

Here's the proposed itinerary (light blue lines indicate possible side trips) and dates (click on the pin markers):

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Now all I need to do is find places to stay in Barcelona and Madrid; read all the things I didn't have time to read during the semester but need to have read before I hit the Biblioteca Nacional; catalog the books and films I own, so I don't buy anything I already have; and figure out where I need to go in each city and what I need to show them to prove that I'm an eminent scholar who needs access to whatever they've got. Among other things...

* Augh! It's tibio.

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Mayhem



May was a whirlwind. Here are my photos from Seattle, Middletown, Amherst and Madison. Look closely: you may see yourself!

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Lest I be the last to post about bagels

While we were in Seattle last month, ERD and I became the latest casualties to the SKBK bagel-making craze. As you can see from the S and D-shaped bagels in the above photo, however, we proved that people who only make round bagels are suffering from a severe lack of bagel-imagination. Also, although the everything bagels were indeed delicious, plain ol' salt bagels also had their charm.

Now will you post the recipe, Bagel Mistress?!?

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