Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Turkey's Progress

The SJB 'rents were privy this morning to a show put on by my local rafter* of turkeys as they gathered in the backyard, then made their way to the front yard and flew across the road.
As you can see, Addison was also quite attuned to their progress.

* Credit goes to CBB, who, when said turkeys were first spotted (months ago), immediately ran to his handy copy of An Exultation of Larks, for correctly identifying "rafter" as the label for a group of turkeys.

Friday, April 18, 2008

10% of Us

This article in this morning's New York Times, based on research by the Pew Internet and American Life Project, claims that one in ten Internet-using Americans have a blog.

That seems like waaaaaaaaaay too many blogs, people. No wonder no one's commenting on mine. You're all reading 100 other blogs, aren't you? Then again, the fact that there are so many blogs doesn't necessarily mean that an equivalent number of people are reading them.

Some days I think blogging is the biggest self-important waste of time I've ever encountered; some days I find it entertaining enough to ignore the other days.

Still, I have mixed emotions about identifying myself with 10% of the country. Does that 10% also watch reality television and eat Hot Pockets? Because I'm not like them. Do they edge their lawns and order frapuccinos? Because I'm not like them either. Do they listen to NPR and walk their dogs every morning? Because I might be like them.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"The text."

An exchange between the two protagonists in Whit Stillman's 1994 film "Barcelona," which I was transcribing today for an article I'm working on, is worth sharing, and maybe worth putting on every syllabus from here on out:

Fred: “One of the things that keeps cropping up is this about subtext: plays, novels, songs, they all have a subtext, which I take to mean a hidden message or import of some kind. So subtext, we know, but what do you call the message or meaning that’s right there on the surface, completely open and obvious. They never talk about that. What do you call what’s above the subtext?”

Ted: “The text.”

Fred: "... O.K., that's right, but they never talk about that."

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Let them eat kale!

There's been a lot of talk around these parts about the raw food diet, the whys, the whynots, the logic behind championing a diet that extols the virtues of unprocessed, unadulterated, living food eaten the way our ancestors did while necessitating an electrodomestic army of juicers, blenders, food processors and food dehydrators to make anything palatable and nutritious enough to survive on. And then there's the fire question. But, anyway, I'll save the rants for ed002d, who today marks two weeks raw; two weeks until cheese makes its triumphant return.

As an observer of the diet and occasional participant, I've mostly been pleased with the various raw concoctions to emerge from my kitchen that in some cases would be worthy of eating even when back on the hard stuff. Last night's salad, for instance, with mixed spring greens, strawberries, pecans, cilantro, sunflower seeds, red pepper, carrots, grape tomatoes, dried figs and dressed with a green onion/garlic/honey/olive oil/balsamic vinagrette was a winner. So was this raw marinara sauce over zucchini "pasta." A raw pesto (basically regular basil pesto, hold the parmesan cheese) over shredded jicama and carrots also stood up to its cooked brethren. Avocados with salt and pepper, and maybe a little lemon juice, are always tasty. Smoothies for breakfast are easy and delicious, and you can sneak in spinach, kale and hemp seeds amid the bananas, strawberries, blueberries, pineapple, pear, or whatever else you throw in without really noticing anything but the change in color (and the green stuff stuck between your teeth). Oats soaked in lukewarm water (which is OK by raw standards) are pretty much the same as your standard cooked oatmeal, 'cept they're cold, which is unfortunate, but with enough fruit and maple syrup (grade B is apparently preferred by the raw foodists), you forget about the temperature.

But the real fun has been in my on-going cookie and truffle experiments. So far, I've made three prototypes with my handy mini-food processor, all of which have earned passing marks, though hopefully through more experimentation (coupled with augmenting weeks-long desperation for variety), I should be able to bring their grades up. My first attempt was these almond, coconut, raisin, honey, vanilla extract and cardamom "cookies." They were pretty good.
My second and third attempts have been chocolate truffles, the first batch made with raw cacao, honey, almonds and agave syrup; the second batch without the honey but also with coconut milk. Dusted with more coconut or cacao powder, they look pretty, but they have not attained the sweetness I was hoping for. Clearly, further experimentation is needed. The SJB raw test kitchen will continue apace as long as raw food is called for, or until the end of April, whichever comes first.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

News of the Day: I Knit this Pillow

In the time it took me to knit and felt this pillow, SKBK has outfitted America's newborns with ponchos for every day of the week. It only took me four months! A new slow-knitting record!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Woman with T.V.-watching habits of a butter-churning pioneer chosen as Nielsen family

In a beautiful moment of cosmic synchronicity, I have been chosen as a Massachusetts Nielsen family. When Stu called me with the news this evening, he had a number of questions:
Q: What kind of programming do I normally watch on television (comedy, drama, reality, sports, news)? A: comedy and news (which seems to be the closest category to fake news)
Q: How many working televisions do I have? A: One.
Q: Do I have cable? A: Limited basic cable.
Q: Do I have a DVR (explained to me as a device to digitally record television programs)? A: No.
Q: Do I have a TiVo-like system (explained as a service to digitally record television programs)? A: No.
Q: Is anyone in my household Hispanic? A: No.
Q: Are any other languages besides English spoken in my household? A: Yes, Spanish. (That should sufficiently mess with their data)

For my efforts during the week of May 15th, I will be paid $30. The last time I was the member of a Nielsen family was during the late '80s, when we had two T.V.s, cable and a VCR. We were not Hispanic then, either.

I am pleased to be able to represent whatever T.V.-watching demographic I represent.

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Four Truths and No Lies for April 2nd

1. The game was over, and UW had lost, but I did indeed check the score of the Badgers game on Friday night.

2. My first stab at a raw food breakfast involved a delicious hemp seed and kale smoothie (it also had banana, blueberries and pineapple in it -- and looked like liquid tabouleh, but tasted great!)

3. Um, no.

4. It was a bright, warm spring day in Hartford on Sunday when I made my first golf outing with three patient golf aficionados. I used a driver, I picked up free tees, I learned what a pitching wedge is, I lost 3 or 4 balls, I saw a coyote, I never hit anything even approximating par and for the back three I gave up, picked up my ball and moved it to the green, but it's true, I played golf!

Thanks for playing, everyone. The Grand Marnier comes out on top, and wins a hemp seed/kale smoothie, payable upon her appearance in the Pioneer Valley and/or I-91 corridor (caveat: I have to be there, too, as does the smoothie-maker). Congrats!

The rest of you seem to like to hold on to specious preconceived notions about me, but that's cool. And I should mention that even the smoothie maker, who was present for all three truths, was almost duped by the lie. Limited basic cable rules!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Three Truths and a Lie for April 1st

1. I voluntarily tuned in to the UW/Davidson game on Friday night to check the score.

2. This weekend I drank a hemp seed and kale smoothie.

3. Last week I upgraded my cable and got a DVR.

4. On Sunday I played 9 holes of golf.