Three Truths and a Lie for April 1st
1. I voluntarily tuned in to the UW/Davidson game on Friday night to check the score.
2. This weekend I drank a hemp seed and kale smoothie.
3. Last week I upgraded my cable and got a DVR.
4. On Sunday I played 9 holes of golf.
2. This weekend I drank a hemp seed and kale smoothie.
3. Last week I upgraded my cable and got a DVR.
4. On Sunday I played 9 holes of golf.
posted by SJB at 9:53 AM
8 Comments:
I vote for 4 as the lie. The hemp and kale I can believe, but golfing?
I vote #1 as the no-go. I'm cheating, though, since I just talked to you this morning, and you may have inadvertently mentioned Eric's new-found zeal for raw vegan foods.
golf? In March? Hard to imagine. As a true Red badger, you could well have checked the b-ball score. And if you played golf, how come we haven't played together??!!
Wait a minute> I'll bet the lie is that there are three truths and one lie. Rather it's one truth and three lies. And the truth is that you actually ate that gunk!
Voluntarily? No way!! I happen to know you don't give a s..t about Badger basketball, not to mention football or hockey. what did we do wrong???
There is no way that you got a DVR, even after experiencing our heavy pitch for TiVo.
I don't think you played golf. (If you did, I hope we're in store for a long recap on this blog.)
Golf?? I used to have this friend named Sara Brenneis...I guess she was abducted and replaced by some other redhead in silly pants with a 9 iron.
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