Note to IRS: I hate you

If you know me, you know I hate doing my taxes. I used to be very fond of filling out forms -- no, I'm not sure why, either -- but doing my taxes swiftly killed that mindless mode of entertainment. The only thing that could redeem doing my taxes would be the ability to claim this exemption:

Ottoman Turkish Empire Settlement Payments

Turbotax may think they're all that, but next year I swear I'm finally going to pay someone else to do my taxes, and I'll encourage them to find me some of that Ottoman Turkish Empire to settle. Take that, IRS!