And to think I spent seven years doing it the hard way

From today's spambox:

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Will I? Will I thank you later? Who are you, and why do you want to steal my glory with your "rael, genuine degrees?" And what is a BSc and an MSc anyway? Hmm... are there volume discounts?

But I do kinda wish people would start calling me Saraj Beutler.