Friday, April 21, 2006

Lemon-Lyman-Bolten


Quick question: Is there any chance that G.W. picked Joshua Bolten as his new Chief of Staff because he's an avid West Wing watcher, and president-elect Matt Santos just picked Joshua Lyman as his new Chief of Staff? Maybe Bush, too, is living the alternate reality of the Bartlett administration, thinking: "Yeah, a Chief of Staff named Josh. Who do I know named Josh? It'd be like my own reality t.v. show!"

What else is Bush likely to steal from the Bartlett administration? Does he have M.S.? Is one of his daughters a nerdy scientist who's getting married to another nerdy scientist even though she's a lesbian? After Iran, is he primed to invade Kazakhstan? Is he an economist in disguise? Is Rove being "reassigned" because Toby's off the show? Is he, too, mesmerized by Mary-Louise Parker? I think there could be a vast right-wing conspiracy here, and someone needs to alert Aaron Sorkin to the theft of his intellectual property.

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