Yeesss! Disgraced High Five!!

This image of Tom Delay high-fiving his way out of office in today's New York Times has an eerie similarity to a photo taken of me in Seattle in February. But, let's see here, what are the differences between me and Tom?

• I don't take bribes from lobbyists, especially not moron lobbyists who send emails to each other about how awesome they are at swindling people.
• I don't feel the need to fraudulently redistrict my neighborhood so me and my friends can win elections.
• I haven't become a crazed warlord, reigning over my feeble adversaries with a combination of corruption, lies and threats of a "whoopin.'"
  
• If you look closely, you'll see the shame and disgrace of Congress and the Republicans on Delay's hand; I've got fudge on mine.