Realtime reactions to the RNC

10:03 -- I'm not gonna make it through Giuliani.
10:14 -- "Drill, baby, drill?" Are they kidding me with this shit?
10:17 -- Denial?!? About September 11th?!? Um... who was in denial about weapons of mass destruction and Iraq, hmm?
10:19 -- It's nice that they're able to recycle some of the same lies they used against Kerry. Who knew the Republicans did so much recycling?
10:22 -- "U.S.A! U.S.A! Ve-to Po-wer! Security Coun-cil! U.S.A!" Does the crowd even listen?
10:23 -- Jesus, Giuliani is a snarky little bastard, isn't he?
10:26 -- Feminist indignity, Rudy? Seriously?
10:31 -- Bleech.
10:33 -- John S. McCain, eh? Does that stand for... SATAN?!?
10:35 -- Wow, Bristol's got quite the grasp on Levi, huh? Nowhere to run now, son!
10:36 -- Ooh! It's Track! Stand up, Track! She's talkin' about you!
10:37 -- This Palin family drama... ah, but they're just like the Waltons, you say? Suuuuuure.
10:41 -- I can't wrap my head around this Alaskan accent: part-Northern Minnesota, part-WASP. She just sounds dumb.
10:43 -- PTA! There's credentials for ya!
10:44 -- San Francisco? But that's where the gays live!
10:49 -- Yes, the Bridge to Nowhere. Now there's executive power in action!
10:51 -- Foreign powers? You mean Russia. That's the one that's close to Alaska, right?
10:53 -- Make it be over. Make the beehive stop talking...
10:55 -- "Cloud of rhetoric?" What do you call this?
10:57 -- Hell yeah Obama wants to read prisoners their rights! Heard of the Constitution?!? Or do they have to put it on the Teleprompter for you?
11:02 -- Oh, this woman is evil and stupid. So I guess neither she nor Giuliani understand what a community organizer does, huh? Probably because no one organizes gated communities. That's it, I'm defecting to the Daily Show...