It's not just for high school students anymore

Thanks to SJBlog reader Smoody for diagnosing my current condition:

sen•ior•itis: ¹complete ambivalence toward anything remotely resembling responsibility brought about by an imminent and definitive transition to higher ground. ²Overzealous interest in drinking beer and playing hooky.

Also, this is what happened to my Cal mug last night, which I find to be an ominous sign:

Never fear: I will continue to blog about my condition until a cure is found.